My Colon is Now Clean!

I am finally home. The vet said that I had a "huge and explosive" bowel movement last night and I had more today. I feel much better now. I'm just glad to be home. I'm thinking that maybe I should get a job to help my mama and papa with the vet bills. I'm not sure what kind of job I could do. Perhaps I could be a cat model or actor for weight control pet food. Anyway, I hope I don't have another constipation problem for awhile. It's getting expensive. My papa says he will have to do a couple hip replacements tonight to contribute to my medical fund. My mama also told me that she will have to hold off on shopping for spring and summer clothes because of my recent vet bill. However, they both said that it's ok because they love me very much and I love them back. I just hope my health co-operates. I'm frightened by the idea of getting surgery done and all the possible complications.